I came across this joke by chance on Internet and I found it quite funny. It proves one more time that we are worldwide known because of the Dracula’s story. :)Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?A: Dracula's dentist
’’Is it going to hurt?’’ That’s the question on everybody’s mind whenever they sit in a dental chair. Dentists, like doctors, are subject of the humor war between practitioner and patient. Everyone hates pain, and if you’ve ever endured dental pain, you know how excruciating it can be. That’s why proper Pain Management is so vitally important. Otherwise dentistry becomes brutally and your bill will be huge. Here’s a clean joke about how much can cost you an exteriorization of your pain in the dental office, I hope you’ll enjoy it as much as me: "I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boys tooth." "Hundred dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only twenty dollars for such work!" "Yes," replied the dentist, "but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared out four other patients out of the office."
Here it's a little joke : A guy had to go to the dentist . He looked in the guy's mouth and said, "You've got a verry big cavity there, a verry big cavity." Well, you didn't have to repeat it." And the dentist replied, "I didn't, that was an echo."
My cousin when he was three years old,saw his mother washing her set of false teeth(unfortunately at the of thirty she needed false teeth because of pyorrhoea).He asked his mother to take off his teeth,too and wash them like her's.
I found this joke on the Internet, where by the way are lots of funny pictures and jokes about dentists, but this one really made me laugh...Man: "Darling, your teeth remind me of the stars"Woman: "Because they gleam and sparkle"Man: "No, because they come out at night!" :)Oh and not to forget about the most probably known joke: Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?Dentist: Wear a brown tie...
The toothbrush: " Sometimes I feel like I have the worst job in the world!"Toilet paper: "YA...RIGHT!"
It's a funny video. As well I found a saying on the internet : "God gave you teeth two times in your life for free . The third time you need to pay."
Q: What did the dentist see at the North Pole? A: A molar bear
A Knysna businessman went into the dentist in Grey Street and asked: “How much will it cost to have teeth taken out?”“R900″ said the dentist.“That’s ridiculous” said the businessman.“I could lose the assistant so it would cost R600,” countered the dentist.“That’s still too expensive,” said the businessman.“If I don’t use anesthetic, I could knock the price down to R200.”“Still too much!” said the businessman.“Ok, then, the last option is for one of my receptionist to do it for R100,” said the dentist.“Perfect – book my wife for next Tuesday.”
OK, besides the fun, can you explain what you mean by:- went into the dentist- I could lose the assistant- counteredI mean these seem small mistakes, but ones that change the meaning, so could you correct them?
1) This video is funny. There are a lot of jokes and funny stories about dentures, because they are sometimes really uncomfortable and it needs a lot of attention to take care of them. There is an example: A: How are you?B: Pretty well, thanks - but I have a problem.A: Well, can I help you in any way?B: Yes, perhaps you could - I was going to buy some things in the store, but found that I have not enough money. I wonder if you could borrow me a little..A: I am sorry, but I have not a single cent at the moment.B: Really? But I can hear something tinkling and rattling in your pocket. What is it?A: Oh, that - it is just my wife´s false teeth. She´s on a diet and I thought I could help her so that she won´t be tempted to eat anything while I am away!
Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama? A: Looking for the Root Canal! :D
Q: Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world? A: "The Dentist will see you now." :)))
Mihai, can you correct your question?
Does anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ? hope is fine now :D
That is fine now!So you should bear in mind that questions in the Simple present use an auxiliary: do/does.
http://www.dentistryinsured.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2013/10/flossing.jpgThis picture made me laugh :))"It looks as if you have been flossing your teeth too much" said no dentist ever.
I found this joke on the Internet: A couple enters the dentist's office. The husband says, 'I want to have a tooth pulled. I do not need anesthesia I am in a hurry just Get the tooth out as soon as you can. '"You are a very brave man," said the dentist. "Show me the tooth in question." The man turns to his wife and says: "Darling, open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth".
Your mama’s teeth are so yellow, when she smiles on the street cars slow down.
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It's a funny video. I think that it's about friendship. I'm glad that the old man didn't use dental athesive. If he did his friend couldn't prove that he was a real friend.
As you may know, dentists use a special suction tube to remove all spit and other debris from a patient’s mouth so nothing would get in the way of work. A dentists was working on a woman’s fillings when he decided to take a short rest; he’d been working for a while. When he pulled out the suction he was using, accidentally brought it a little higher and vacuumed one of the patient’s fake eyelashes!I guess she only found out when she took them off later at home :)))
Man: Madame, when I see your smile, I would like to invite you to my place!Woman:Owww, but you are a true Don Juan!Man: Oh, no way! I am a dentist! :)
All funny stuff, I found one myself:An elderly patient went to have her teeth checked."Mrs. Hopgood, your teeth are good for the next 50 years." the dentist beamed.To which she replied, "What will they do without me?"
Read all the jokes , some really funny stuff.Q: What does the dentist of the year get? A: A little plaque
A dental myth said that bad breath means you're a bad brusher.Totally wrong.Actually, bad breath can be caused by several factors, only one of which is poor dental hygiene. The foods you eat are a major culprit -- a stomach full of garlic and onions is bound to give your breath a foul odor, no matter how much you brush and floss.
I loved this video, from the first time a saw it. Today I have found a joke that I would like to share.Dr : Helium?Patient: Will it kill the pain?Dr : No, but when you scream it will sound funny!
Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $200Patient: $200 for just a few minutes work???Dentist: I can extract it very slowly, if you like.And a video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu_kODP_PN8
"I don't judge people by the color of their skin, I judge people by the color of their teeth". This can be "dangerous", especially when I meet a person for the first time ; more likely, I will not remember his/her name, but the color of their teeth.
About that special suction tube Laura was talking about, i remembered a video, which describes the so called "employee of the month". I hope you'll like it. :D. The video contains other funny things, but it's just a parody, don't get upset. :Dhttp://9gag.tv/p/a5QepZ/cyanide-happiness-dentist
Dentist begging the patient.. Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 4 o'clock snooker game.
Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?Dracula's dentist.
Why do dentists like potatoes? Because they are so filling.
While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling. Nodding to me, she said, "Thank goodness my work is completed. I'm so glad to have found a painless dentist and one who's so gentle and understanding too." When seated in the dentist chair, I related the incident to the doctor. He laughed and explained, "Oh, that was just my Mother."
The video was quite funny, as it showed one old man loose his dentures while sneezing due to bad denture glue (most likely). There is an ongoing issue regarding dentures, some people tend to use denture glues that don not really hold the dentures in place. This in turn can cause damage to the gums, which can also cause pain.
This video made me laught. Its funny, but also a little bit emotional too. I considered about that people will loose their teeth by the age, and they have to confront with this problem that they have to supply the lost teeth.
Boroka, please re-write the sentence: "and they have to confront with this problem that they have to supply the lost teeth"
*and they need to bear up against the lost teeth
OK. Sorry I forgot to ask you to also correct "laught" with "laugh"
'Hello, Mary, how's your new false teeth?' asked Bridget. 'I'm leaving them out till I get used to them!' said Mary
I heared that a cattleman whistled for his dogs and his plate jumped out of his mouth. It was very funny!
Ha! Haaaa! Cattleman! - haven’t you seen any"cowboy" movies?
I find this very helpful in a practical way,I learned that premolars are also called "bicuspids". I never did a dental quiz,I will definitely do more dental questionnaires,like I sad it's very helpful.
I think you entered this comment on the wrong page. Anyway, we say: "as I said" ( "as"instead of "like" - although we often hear this in movies; and "said" instead of "sad".
Unfortunately a personal experience follows: Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction. Young dentist: Don’t worry, it's my first extraction too.I was 13 years old and I was brave enough to go alone to de dentist. The result is, that I urgently need a premolar implantation :(